battlearmorsucks

arituzz

rosebudbasilton

otherwindow

Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor.

nerdgasrnz

Get a load of this guy

hobgoblinhero

You’re RUINING the LORE by ROBBING her of her CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED TACTICAL ASS

thirteensdyke

xelamanrique318

itisthefunpolice

Trigger Warning For:

Themes of Sexual Assault

yassss-black-diaspora

Im fucking seeing thos movie 11 times. Id idc idc

rosebudbasilton

fantheoriesandfoodporn

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

disenfranchisedchads

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

brunhiddensmusings

‘ye olde florida man’ is actually way closer then it has any right to be and that scares me

rosebudbasilton

jihaad

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

jihaad

everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.

snowkatze

puukkolesbo

rosebudbasilton

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

exigencelost

The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.